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I don't know whats worth fighting FOR but the M4A1 SOPMOD is definitely worth fighting WITH! I am just an avarege guy, playing games, having fun meeting friends, nothing really special except for my enormous "joker-like" insanity ;)

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2010-11-15 07:23:02 by Shulpz

Hey there folks!

I just created my account here on NG, and from what I have expierienced in the last hour spent here on NG, it's pretty cool! But why saying this? To have a introduction to my post here, off course!

See, I was on a trip to Weimar (a boring german town, not to mention it was as dead as a gold diggers town from back in the days!) and waited outside a mall, smoking a cigarette, thinking about a nice girl from my class I want to hit on, but suddenly life came back to the town and I whitnessed the coolest thing I ever saw before, even if I did the same thing some time earlier, but let me explain. So, there was I, waiting in front of the mall, when two girls came out of it, passing by and stopping a few meters from me. I did not really look back when the left my sight, but then I heared one of them say "Open your bag!" and then I turned around. One of the girls took at least ten (!) Blue Ray Discs from her bag to the other one, whispered that she should vanish and then noticed my eyes resting on her. She smiled at me and blinked with one eye, went past me again and back into the shop. Right behind the door she stopped at the parfume shelf and started to bag in everything within two meters. It was so alarming but no one even noticed it, not even people standing next to her, even the cashier went by, looked at her and did not get the deal! Suddenly she went up, walked out of the shop, gave me "hush!" sign and vanished.

For I am not a blank check either, I only watched, smiling, wishing her luck because I was caught twice in the past without beeing really detected. I had to go to two different offices, people stirpsearched me but as the police is the only one who can do this on legal purpose they were not smart enough to feel the DVD/Game under my shirt and had to let me go again without any evidence! You see, I really enjoyed the show and I really think that this is just fair some times, maybe the state had them pay a lot more taxes then me? So they maybe HAD to steal those things, dunno, really, but I wish you all out there the best of luck if you decide to steal something, sometimes it is right and you have to, but if you have everything you need, then go and buy those things, please!

In case you, my dear thief, read this here, if you are one of the NG Members, oh please, get in touch with me, that was really charming back there!

Yours, Shulpz